I taste like charcoaled okra

"I think he'd taste like a strawberry cupcake."

That's how Megan Fox thinks Zac Efron would taste like. Jeez. These two are gonna be the luckiest people on planet Earth. And the envy of each and every bisexual person who hasn't made up their mind yet. And anyone who has a modicum of horniness.

All they'll probably need to do is call each other.

Z: "Hello, uhm, Megan?"

M:"Hi, Zac?"

Z:"Umm, yeah. I see you think I taste like strawberry cupcake? Wanna know if that's true?"

M:"I wanna bite that."